Monday, February 18, 2008

When Animals Attack || Jaunted

When Animals Attack || Jaunted: "Hanging around in near Romanian county of Brasov has become a bit creepy not only because Dracula's Castle is there. Now there are insane bears roaming hospital corridors, too.

As if we weren't already considering striking Europe off our list after the whole Bruno the Bear saga in Germany, now we've got to watch out in Romania. Reports say that a hungry bear who'd got his head stuck in a large tin broke into a psychiatric sanatorium in Brasov county and went wild. It had to be tranquilized, hunters used some slippery grease to get the can off its head, and released it back into the wild. For now."

New York Is Selling Dracula's Castle || Jaunted: "Remember last year, when New Yorker Dominic Habsburg was celebrating getting the deed for Dracula's haunt? Well, fast forward a year and the castle is going back on the market."

Sunday, February 10, 2008

wordz for the wise ANAGRAMS

This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER